Metal Logo Tee

from $31.00
For when you want to look like you might start a band, but you’d rather just start another beer. The logo hits like a power chord, the denim texture looks like effort, and the cotton feels like the opposite of effort.

It’s soft, it’s structured, and it’ll survive both your laundry habits and your ongoing identity crisis. Works equally well at shows, breweries, or standing motionless at a BBQ while talking about mortgage rates.

A shirt for people who still say “metal” unironically but also own a nice air fryer.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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For when you want to look like you might start a band, but you’d rather just start another beer. The logo hits like a power chord, the denim texture looks like effort, and the cotton feels like the opposite of effort.

It’s soft, it’s structured, and it’ll survive both your laundry habits and your ongoing identity crisis. Works equally well at shows, breweries, or standing motionless at a BBQ while talking about mortgage rates.

A shirt for people who still say “metal” unironically but also own a nice air fryer.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!